To clarify: I was not the drunk one. This time.
Staggering woman: THAT WAS MY STOP BACK THERE.
Driver: Well, you'll have to wait for the next one.
Staggering woman: But... It's LIGHT UP NIGHT. Happy light up night. Light up night. It's light up night. HAPPY LIGHT UP NIGHT.
Me: Well, you're certainly lit.
Fellow passengers: Applause.