Drunk on the Bus

To clarify: I was not the drunk one.  This time.

Staggering woman: THAT WAS MY STOP BACK THERE.

Driver: Well, you'll have to wait for the next one.

Staggering woman: But... It's LIGHT UP NIGHT.  Happy light up night.  Light up night.  It's light up night.  HAPPY LIGHT UP NIGHT.

Me: Well, you're certainly lit.

Fellow passengers: Applause.